Today. Today I thought I was lucky, because I got a snow day. While this messes up my schedule royally, it did give me more time to study for that test this Thursday.
I also thought it would give me time to blog...haha, nope.
Still because last week Tuesday, pretty much blew; here is something sarcastic, just for you.
Funny thing happens when you are nursing student. Or so I have been told. This is something that I would have completely lost perspective on, except I have a wonderful family who tells me when I get weird.
Things That Are Just Not Okay
- Talking about bodily fluids at the dinner table
- Calling your probably dying patient 'cool'
- Describing the epic wound that was all the way down to the bone with necrotic tissue
- Using Medical terminology because no one understands,
not even me - Recount exactly how many bowel movements/outputs/vomit episodes your patient had today
- Or how many times you had to clean that up
- Coming home and telling little sis how many ways she could die
- Comforting by telling her that she has to go sometime
Yes, I got a lecture by mom, but seriously anyone can die from a pulmonary embolism - Explaining your excitement about injections aka NEEDLES, shots, pokey things
- Giving Nursing Diagnosis to EVERYONE
- Evaluating food by nutritional content
- Talking about anything nursing related around someone 'normal'
they won't be after you are through with them - Using your stethoscope and not understanding what you are hearing
- Keeping everybody else as stressed out as you feel
- Having people trust you with their lives
when you are eighteen
lol that was literally hilarious!! More like this please!! xD
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