Here's another list: THE THINGS THAT ARE CONFUSING
- Weather warm enough for a t-shirt, surrounded by twelve inches of snow
- Inconsistent sleep patterns. My body is all: "I need between five-twelve hours. Yeah, that is a good range." Awesome.
- Grown-up-ness aka being eighteen. You are an adult. Just kidding, kid. Be responsible, like a adult. PICK ONE
- Pandora. Sometimes I turn it on and it picks perfectly. Next day, I am like "Do you even know me? Where are all the good songs from yesterday? I can't skip anymore?!"
- My brain during six hour lecture. First hour: attentive Second hour:distracted. Third hour: this is cool. Fourth hour: is it almost lunch? Fifth: sleepy. Sixth Almost done, but this is fascinating, but please stop
- School cancellations. Are they going to call it? Not yet...how about now? Yes, no, maybe so?
- Textbooks. They say things like "Don't do this," or "These are SERIOUS side affects" and then, they don't tell you what to DO.
- Cameras.
They love me.They hate me. I guess they mostly just hate... - Phones. Never ring when I need them too and during a solemn moment or the middle of lecture RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGG.
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