Thursday, February 19, 2015

Test Taking

Heyo,

Today I took a test. So test taking is on my mind. Here are the steps that I took:

  1. Start early, studying at a snail's pace, because you may be slightly distracted with creative pursuits
  2. Realize your study buddy, is sooooo much faster, because she is focused
  3. Try to emulate
  4. End up making beautiful notes
  5. Realize you still don't know anything
  6. Procrastinate while taking numerous online quizzes
  7. It is the week before the test THERE IS NO MORE TIME
  8. You begin carrying around PowerPoints like a purse, everywhere, the gym, outside, just everywhere
  9. Have clinicals and sneak peaks at notes when your patient is sleeping
  10. Be exhausted
  11. Try to feebly watch lectures online
  12. Go to bed, mumbling normal ranges of electrolytes
  13. Get up, frantic, reviewing notes over breakfast
  14. Drive to class
  15. Listen to the lecture before the test ha, just kidding
  16. Panic
  17. Take the Test
  18. Feel confident
  19. Talk to other students
  20. Feel like you failed
  21. Listen to post-test lecture ha, still kidding
  22. Go home
  23. Feel empty, confused and anxious
  24. Should you study? Or party?
  25. Have flashbacks to questions on the test
  26. Diagnose your self as having PTSD (Post Test Stress Disorder)
  27. Check for grades
  28. Check for grades
  29. Check for grades
  30. Check for grades
  31. Check for grades
  32. Finally check YOUR grade

<3 Lissa

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