The Blight Is Back

Heyo,

NOTE: THIS POST IS ONLY DECIPHERABLE TO THOSE ASSOICAITED WITH COLLEGE PLUS.

Today is Tuesday and I know, I know that College Plus means nothing to most people, but to some, some unlucky few, it is everything. Not only was this the day I was posing my CP series on, but today they announced something.

THERE WAS A LIVESTREAM

In other words there is a new National Student Cabinet. Good news? Thank goodness, my sister is not a member.

Bad news? She is now a College Plus Student Life Employee. So while she didn't show her face on camera, she was there. In Texas. So she had us watch the live stream. Basically the choice was watch or study. So yeah, best of two evils.

Fun Quotes 

• They were described in comments as "slap happy". A direct result of too much caffeine. Who knew coffee loosens the tongue.
• "It is just a way to get a degree." Hannah 
• "It was the first time I knew a real community existed." Jonathan Now the question is do you real know the true depth of this 'community' quicksand. 
• "Treated me like a person." Dude on the far right. This of course was the wrong protocol; he should have been treated as a fish.
• "Better than building a snowman in the summer." The Olaf
• "Don't know it exists." Hannah
• "You are part of a firework." Amy
• Don't get me started on CPE3 apex. 
• " Bridget has been spunky." Aubry This of course a result of the Megan-Jordan-Aubry indoctrination program
• "Hardest tests?" - Aubry big surprise they all said actual tests. These are the same people choosing to TEST out of college.
• "POODLES?"
• "Don't prefer them..." Jonathan Then Jordan tosses a toss a dog and after that Aubrey is like "Jonathan really doesn't like poodles." Animal cruelty.
• "HI ENOCH" Everyone Hi too.
• Aubry: "What is your life purpose?"  Hannah: "What!?" Nice to know that CP Navigate is working well.
• "I want people to walk away like they are going somewhere." I couldn't agree more, Jordan. I advocate walking, away.
• "It's coming." Like an oncoming storm.
• "Will it be similar to next year?" Please, please, please...
• "Oh yeah." Nooooooo. Not the right thing to say.
• "Just sit there and stew." Currently stewing...Thanks.
• Olaf: "Finding the idea of what my skills are" Again, the success of navigate is overwhelming :P
• "I wish we could explain our excitement." Hannah  Well, you tried.

Megan (through text) That's our cabinet

Me The aftermath begins. They are just guppies...They need mama bear Meg and cool Aunt Aubry...such a nerdy family.

Okay, bye now.

<3 Lissa

P.S. I want to thank the new National Student Cabinet, for reminding me what it felt like to be human. Making fun of you, makes me too happy.